20 of the best Only Fools And Horses one-liners

20 of the best Only Fools And Horses one-liners

20 of the best Only Fools And Horses one-liners

Here's a list of our favorite Only Fools and Horses one-liners

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1. God knows how you’ve got the courage to walk down dark alleys wearing all that gold. When they see you coming you must look like a mugger’s pension scheme. RODNEY to DEL

2. One day they might make a musical about the Trotter family. Then, as a sequel, they could do Schindler’s List on ice. RODNEY

3. Give my love to Marlene... Everyone else used to. SLATER to BOYCIE

4. Del: The French have a word for people like me. Rodney: Yeah, the English have a couple of good ’uns an’ all.

5. As Macbeth said to Hamlet in A Midsummer Night’s Dream, “We’ve been done up like a couple of kippers”. DEL

6. What's the name of that bloke who invented the Dyson vacuum cleaner? TRIGGER

7. I’ve got this horrible feeling. If there is such a thing as reincarnation, knowing my luck, I’ll come back as me. RODNEY

8. Del: We had Denzil in goal, we had Monkey-Harris left back, we had... camaraderie. Trigger: Was that the Italian boy?

9. Would any self-respecting axe murderer pop upstairs for 40 winks and leave his chopper on the sideboard? DEL

10. I’ve just found out my wife has been lying to me. Every morning she says she’s gonna leave me and when I come home, she’s still there. DENZIL

11. Look at Grandad. His brain went years ago, now his legs have gone. There’s only the middle bit of him left. DEL

12. He died a couple of years before I was born. TRIGGER on his dad

13. Do you remember your cousin Audrey? I went to stay with her and her husband Kevin for a year. One day he sent me down to Sainsbury’s with a shopping list. When I got back,  they’d emigrated. ALBERT

14. I don't know what you’re worried about. I’ve been eating British beef all my life. TRIGGER

15. Asking a Trotter if he knows anything about chandeliers is like asking Mr Kipling if he knows anything about cakes. DEL

16. Did you know, 500 years ago this was a green and peaceful area? The old Earl of Peckham had a castle where the Kwik-Fit exhaust centre now stands.

Flaxen-haired maidens used to dance round the village maypole of an evening. And then one fateful medieval day, the Trotter clan arrived in a stolen Zephyr.
Before you knew it, the flaxen-haired maiden was up the spout, the old Earl had been sold some hooky armour and someone nicked the maypole. BOYCIE

17. I’ve always wanted to go to Benidorm. Where is it? GRANDAD

18. ’Ere Boyce. This car’s a GTI. If you rearrange the letters, you’ve got yourself a personalised number plate. RODNEY

19. I’m a Ming fan myself. He made some wonderful stuff, that Ming. Pity he had to go and die when he did. DEL

20. Dear old grandad, bless him. He was about as useful as a pair of sunglasses on a bloke with one ear. DEL

Lingo

Del Boy is fluent in many languages. His deft use of foreign phrases in everyday language is an impressive demonstration of his cosmopolitan nature. Equally at home in Paris, Munich or Peckham, Del is a true European for the 21st century.

Compiled by OFAH aficionado Zane Clements.

adegos - Del's effort at adios. Spanish for goodbye.
a fait acopian - Del's French for "don't upset yourself".
Ajax - an expression of greeting usually to someone from the Netherlands.
al dente! - Spanish for "there you go!"
allemagne dix points - phrase similar to "such is life", possibly Del picked this up from European Song Contest.
apres moi la deluge - French meaning, "when I'm dead, all others may die too".
argent comptant - French from Cannes meaning, "brill".
au contraire - French for "hang on a minute"
au revoir - French for "hello".
au fait - Del likes using this but pronounces it "oh fate".
bain marie - no problem.
boeuf a la mode - phrase similar to "you win some and lose some"
bonjour - French for "goodbye!"
bonnet de douche - French and impressive.bonetti bonetti - Del's best Italian.
bon appetit - French for "I hope you choke on the potatoes"
catalogue raisonne - Hold on, as they say in Beritz.
Chateauneuf du Pape! - Reserved for an explosive situation.
chasse de forme - meaning, "the diamonds are good" in French.
conseil d'etat - He helps me, I help him as they say in Grenobles.
creme de la menthe - French for the "very best"
di stefano - Italian for "well done". Don Ochetti - Del used this as a greeting, until he realised it was the name of a Mafia boss.

fabrique belgique - I agree or approve in Belgium.
fromage frais! - Like Eureka! (when the penny has dropped)

je suis je reste - superb according to Del.joie de vivre! - an exclamation that impresses or French for putting a bit of life back into your own life.
Juan - the name of all Spanish waiters.
mais oui - no problem, my pleasure.
mange tout- my pleasure, variation like above.
menage a trois - an exclamation of surprise.
Miguel - Del's name for all Portuguese barmen.
münchengladbach - German for "hello".
Moet Champagne- The only champagne Del knows, and pronounces like poet champers.
moi - French and classy way of saying "me".
Mon dieu!- exclamation implying, "you idiot".
oeuf sur la plat - French for "it's clear cut".
oh mai oui, mon pleasure - French, sophisticated Del.
Pas de Calais - approving or divine.
Pate foie gras - French for liver sausage, goes well with Moet Champers.
Pot Pourri! - French for "I don't believe it!"
plume de ma tante - expression of exasperation like "Gordon Bennett".
polizia - Del can say police in more than one language.
puscas puscas - approval, it's alright in Spanish.
rein a dire, rein a faire - Perplexing French Del picked up from Lordes.
raisse de chassie - more French Del picked up from Dieppe.
Revenons a nos moutonst - apparently a quote from the guv'nor of Bastille. French for 'I've got to do something quick.'
servir frais mois non glace - French for "it could of been on the top floor". 
si danke schon, bonjour - proves how multi-lingual Del is (Spanish, German and French)
tel aviv - Del reckons the French use this for "you can never tell".
tete de veau- Del reckons the French use this for "everyone's a winner".
tete-a-tete - A head to head meeting with drug barons.
tres bien ensemble - French for possessing a sense of occasion.
Vive la France- it's what you say with respect to the American national anthem.
tres bien ensemble - French for possessing a sense of occasion.
Voila! - The French say it after T-cutting a square inch of the Capri Ghia, it's a way of encouraging Rodney to finish the rest of the car off.

The top 10 things you never knew about Only Fools and Horses

Who was originally supposed to play Del Boy? What was the show’s initial title? Ten secrets of Britain’s best-loved sitcom.

It is 26 years since Only Fools and Horses first aired on British TV.

Giving the world Del Boy and Rodney, endless catchphrases (“He who dares”, “Lovely jubbly”) and some of the country’s most treasured TV memories, John Sullivan’s sitcom remains the gold standard for TV sitcoms.

Here are 10 surprising facts about Only Fools that you probably never knew.

1. David Jason wasn’t the first choice for Del Boy

It’s impossible to imagine anyone else playing the character of Del Boy, but incredibly David Jason wasn’t the first pick for the role.

John Sullivan has originally earmarked Jim Broadbent for the role and he would go on to star in Only Fools as Del Boy’s memorable nemesis DCI Roy Slater.

Enn Reitel was also offered the part, but declined because of other commitments.

2. Only Fools and Horses wasn’t the original title

The show had the working title ‘Readies’ based on the slang word for money. John Sullivan also toyed with the name ‘Big Brother’, which ended up being the title of the first ever episode.

3. The cast got a big shock filming the birth of Damien Trotter

Speaking about the memorable and emotional scenes, Tessa Peake Jones (Raquel) said: “None of us at that stage had ever had a child, nobody on the production - apart from John Sullivan, who wrote it.

“So a very sweet staff nurse suggested I watch it, mainly for me to hear the sounds and effects that would be made while giving birth. But all the lads said ‘Oh we’ll come and watch it’. We’d just had breakfast, and there was Buster, Nick, David and myself, and the director Tony and all the stage crew, and they played this film which was exceedingly graphic of this very brave woman agreeing to let the cameras film her, with the blood and afterbirth and her agony.

“Anyway, at the end of it, Buster turned around to all of us and said ‘I feel really sick now’

4. Trigger’s real name

“How’s it going, Dave.” The show may never have truly gotten to the bottom of the classic Dave/Rodney saga, but we do know the real name of Trigger is Colin Ball. It was never mentioned in the show, but has been spotted in cast listings for the series.

5. We should all thank school teacher Jim Trowers

Jim Sullivan, John’s son, revealed that it was one of his school teachers that we should all thank for his creative and comic genius.

“Jim Trowers made the effort to bring his lessons to life, English was the only subject that had a positive and lasting impact on dad,” he said.

“Rather than just getting the pupils to recite passages of classics like Dickens, Trowers would read the stories aloud himself, playing the characters and taking on their accents.

“After leaving school dad worked a lot of jobs (plumbers mate, window cleaner, delivery driver, a stint in the second-hand car game, to name but a few) and he met many a colourful character along the way, experiences which he used to help build and colour the worlds of his story ideas.

“But he always said that it was Dickens, with the help of Trowers, who ignited his imagination and passion for writing.”

6. Uncle Albert was Buster Merryfield’s big break

When Buster Merryfield was brought into the show, he wasn’t an established name or a star. He had actually worked in banking for 40 years and it was only at the age of 57 that he quit his job and took up amateur dramatics. During a theatre role, he was scouted for the role of Albert and his life changed forever.

7. Being the children of John Sullivan had ups and downs

“My brother (Dan), sister (Amy) and I went along to watch the filming of the now famous hang-gliding scene,” said Jim Sullivan.

“We were just kids back then and dad thought we’d enjoy watching the stuntman flying about. As it turned out it was too windy that day and the stuntman decided it best to keep his feet firmly on the old terracotta (as Del puts it). So we spent most of the day just standing around on a big windy hill.

“The family also went to Miami for the filming of the Xmas special ‘Miami Twice’ which was a great holiday.”

8. What is Lovely Jubbly?

The phrase comes from a carton drink sold in the 1950s and 60s. John Sullivan used Jubbly’s ad slogan as Del Boy’s most famous catchphrase.

9. The series was originally a flop

Only Fools would go to become the most-watched TV show of all time at the peak of its powers in the 1990s. However, when the show first debuted in 1981 it struggled.

The ratings for series 1 and 2 were poor and it was only after some re-runs and the third series that viewers took Del and Rodney to their hearts.

10. Write the theme tune, sing the theme tune

John Sullivan intended for the show’s classic theme song to be performed by Cockney pop heroes Chas and Dave.

However, after scoring a hit with Ain’t No Pleasing You, the duo wasn’t available. Sullivan was persuaded to sing the opening and closing credits – not Nicholas Lyndhurst as sometimes thought – and Chas and Dave were brought back in to perform Down to Margate for the classic episode The Jolly Boys’ Outing.

Article by By Alex Fletcher
https://tv.bt.com/tv/tv-from-bt/only-fools-and-horses-surprising-facts-11364205651879